
Phew.
I now have thought-fodder of a different sort to delight your days. No longer will I write of short, angry Italians or eerie Hollywood writers in flashy sports cars. Because now my fun and comic relief comes from a short, happy, part-Italian kid and an ex pro soccer player/recruiter in a silver Nissan.
And, reviews. I have reviews.
So, here goes...right out of the starting gate, my review of something very near and dear to my hot bath-loving heart: Eminence Organic Apricot Body Oil
It's meant to be a daily body-lotion-like body oil, but just, no. After a week of trying to use it as is was intended (Damn you, Goop article) my scaly skin resembled that of the creature-dude from The Shape of Water only slightly less sexy and dramatic.
But then this happened---> Totally out of Egyptian clay for my nightly soak, I next-best-thinged it, with the ill-purchased body oil.
Cue the angel voices.
It smelled ah-mazing while steeping in hot tub water, and transformed Creature-from-the-Black-Lagoon into born-after-1995-and-lunches-on-Robertson. Also, it's a clean product with no gunky junk in it- check plus. A small Alice-in-Wonderland-Drink-Me sized bottle is a whopping $29 but, as it is oil and not body lotion (ahem) it lasts a good long time- check plus plus. Color me hook, line and sinkered on this product.
Now, go forth! Pour, soak and conquer. But...
Legal-ish stuff: I do not have any affiliations or partnerships with any products (yet!) and I am not paid to write about anyone or any thing (sad clown face). All reviews are just my opinions. Also, I am not a doctor nor am I recommending any product. I''m just a girl in the world, sharing her favs and not-so-favs.
So, if you try a product and it causes you to break out in nickel-sized lesions that mutate into some oozy version of the Ebola virus don't come crying to me in emojis and all caps.
Love and Rockets,
Girl About Town