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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Freak Out

As a follower of this blog (or a potential future date...) you should probably familiarize yourself with this list of things that freak me out. Why you ask? Because I'm too lazy to write a full post, obvi. (I learned that word from Gossip Gir...I mean CNN)

23 Things That Freak Me Out
cottage cheese, Blue Man Group, intoxicated elderly, that miniature corn that comes in Chinese food, Rosemary's Baby, Ben Stiller, the Theme Song to Jaws, flan, talking dolls, moms who wipe their kids' noses with their hands, perfect symmetry, liver and onions, long toe nails, death metal, cruelty, filth, intolerance, the smell of rotting flower stems, ant hills, The Exorcist chick's inverted crab walk thing, the humorless, former members of the Bush Administration and waking up before 7am. Oh...and the entire insect kingdom.

2 comments:

Charlotte said...

I am not shocked! I seem to remember a freak out or two when we were young (er) with the insect thing!! It's amazing we caught toads in my pool, though, and held them captive in tin coffee cans! Poor things...I am also not a fan of the overly extended toe-nails...ewwwwwww. They just can't be comfy in shoes. The Jaws music is a childhood trauma...I remember it well.

Sara Bellum said...

Perfect symmetry. Unnatural. You nailed it.